“7 Strawberries is your answer to a world that does not want to be happy”
”I’m purebred stupid!” – Ashley
“I’m sad we didn’t get to see you stream the part of Dark Souls 2 when you confront John Dark Soul and he says “i have a dark soul..s, too” ” – Ellie
“This dragon needs to be quiet” – Ashley
“I am a mushroom, after all” – Ashley
“Gay is expensive now” – Lily
“Art should comfort the disturbed, and disturb the comfortable”
“I feel like humanity is at least kind of useful?” – Lucy
”Oh no it’s flopping everywhere!” – Lucy
“The air.. in this llama, it’s toxic!” *suffocates in wall* – Ashley
“There are two genders, girl and dirt” – Ellie
“This sign language can’t stop me because I’m not blind!” – Ashley
“I love it when I play my favorite game dungeons and cows and the cow master tells me to roll a milk 20” – Ellie
“I wonder how much of autism is just being a cat” – Ashley
“It’s heptagon time!” – Ashley
”See that there? That’s a normal amount of disgusting” – Lucy
”Your bread smells like hands” – Ashley
”I am not designed to be pillow” – Lucy
“The proof is in the pussy! That’s how it goes right?” – Ashley
“I eat murder for breakfast” – Lucy
“Why is bedbug not in hell” – Lily
“born to green forced to lantern” – Ellie
“I am NOT getting pregnant” – Faye
“I wonder what happens if I microwave a bomb”- Ellie
“I don’t have a Garfield alter” – Lucy
“There are MORE SPECIES than HUMAN and SLUG!” – Lucy
“My deck is one sundial away from being infinite” – Ashley
“If it aint broke, dont fix it. if it’s broken, wait 5 years for someone with adhd to fix it” – Kate
“I’m not wasting all that compute and energy so that I can use an industrial scale plagiarism machine to make my software worse” – A different Lucy
“If Visionary chat is a firehose then you need to be one too”- Beau
“Zombies may be scary but they can’t exceed the horror of American suburbs” – Ellie
“The road to hell is paved in misplaced trust in software”
“O’ weed and wire, thou art cleanliness, fuck you. – I cast fireball” – Lucy
“Your seat distance from your steering wheel is your IRL FoV setting” – Misty
“OH I’M FLUXING IT!” – Fern
“OH I’M FLUXING IT! OH I’M FLUXING IT! OH I’M FLUXING IT! OH I’M FLUXING IT! OH I’M FLUXING IT!” – Fern
“Loud words speak louder than words” – Ashley
“I am in your phone” – Lucy
“I am in your router” – Lucy
“Nothing is impossible! Not even the things that you wish were!” – Ashley
“I don’t want to sound like a tuba as I slowly starve to death”- Ashley
“The most dainty soul to ever exist just sneezed” – Ashley
“Queenstown is not near Christchurch.. It’s on the same island” – Lily / Lucy
“Divine Tantrum” – Lucy
“You love chunks of me on the bed though don’t you?”
“Skeleton divine death blast”
“We live in the most informed age in all of human history, how are we THIS DUMB” – Lucy
“Pure of heart, dumb of ass” – Ashley
“Why are there grenades in these snowmen?”- Ashley
“Oh they can be diseased too?? Yeaaaaaa!”- Alari
“Snowmobile??!… 3 SNOWS IN A ROW?????” – Lily
“I didn’t ask for the.. Uhhh.. Cricket race??!” – Lucy
“I just stuck my raw fish in Lily” – Ashley
“Oh no! I was only counting the bad holes!” – Lucy
“The J in BDSM stands for Jury Duty” – Ashley
“Oh, Virra is in control of the ass right now” – Ashley
“When I was born I slid out like a snake”- Ashley
“Catan only causes fighting and inbreeding” – Lucy
“I’m here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I’m all out of ass– wait no no no” – Amir Beckett
“If I ever get in an accident and I’m about to die, I need you to roll death saving throws for me. If I fail, put me on DNR.” – Misty
“Fuck you, waterfills your house” – Martincitopants
“My thing is turning orange because I was rubbing off on it” – Ashley Rose
“A responsible sister would stop you from doing that, good thing I’m only a half-sister! | AVENGE ME ASHLEY” – Nikki
“No brain only chain” – Virra Rose
“Sisters are better hot” – Ashley Rose
“Love me, hate me or don’t care about me, just don’t lie to me”- Lucy
“Like all things in life the solution is inventing time travel” – Ashley
“I’d rather have someone’s indifference or contempt than the menace of their conditional tolerance”
“Smooth spud moment”- Lily
“Eat rock become pigeon”- Lucy
“Eat brick become crow”- Lucy
“You either die a pigeon, or live long enough to become the crow”- Ashley
“DOGS!… Oh no wait those are children.” – Lucy
“NETWORK LOUDLY, AND CARRY A BIG STICK”- Ashley
“Same brain, different system” – Lucy
“Honesty without empathy is transparency” – Lucy
“An economy built on endless growth is unsustainable“
“The only infinite thing is the average person’s stupidity” – Ashley
“A guillotine can’t kill a good vibe” – Ashley
“I don’t suck dick unless it’s cotton candy flavored” – Virra
“No you in fact will not rip my ass with a toboggan” – Lucy
“I do not consent to my ass being ripped apart by toboggan”- Lucy
“When you are finished changing, you are finished” – Benjamin Franklin
“The Only Constant in Life Is Change.”- Heraclitus
“Heraclitus, I believe, says that all things pass and nothing stays, and comparing existing things to the flow of a river, he says you could not step twice into the same river.” – Plato
“There is nothing permanent except change”
“People don’t change, they just grow more into who they really are.” – Arthur Morgan
“Yesterday, I was clever, and so I tried to change the world, Today, I am wise, and so I change myself” – Rumi, Maybe?